I am inimitable. I am an original.

11 February 2017 Source

weight-a-second:
concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.
this is the best post on this fucking website

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27 December 2016 Source

karavzorel:

Your highness, the transmission we received. What is it they sent us? Hope.

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27 December 2016 Source

odairannies:

Stay afraid, but do it anyway. What’s important is the action. You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow. — Carrie Fisher

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27 December 2016 Source

vivienvalentino:

In memory of some of the amazing, talented and beautiful people we have lost this year. May they rest in peace.

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27 December 2016 Source

otterandterrier:

“Movies were meant to stay on the screen, flat and large and colorful, gathering you up into their sweep of story, carrying you rollicking along to the end, then releasing you back into your unchanged life. But this movie misbehaved. It leaked out of the theater, poured off the screen, affected a lot of people so deeply that they required endless talismans and artifacts to stay connected to it.”
– Carrie Fisher, The Princess Diarist

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